Was referred to this by crank-dot-net expecting another boring new-age site, but potentially one with amusing graphics.

I wasn't too impressed at first, but as [w]e at the Dolphin Sky Foundation realize that one can never have too much of the teachings of Akiryon Baba Yat (the Holy Master of Solubility), I decided to give it a closer look.

The more I read, the more I like this guy. Check out his poetry:

God is in his apiary counting all his bees.
How many , Lord, have you now determined to be in possession of?
Could it be that thou hast lost count? Yet you have more fingers than I.
Not to mention toes.

It was in the Years of Much Fish
alone and stranded, marooned and burnt by the sky
you awakened me.
Would you had let me sleep.
It's Saturday.

Can biscuits be bought with a fish?
Hardly.
I know, I've tried.