On the left, a hypnotic animated gif of an endlessly-flipping stack of Jacksons and an offer of [m]oney to loan for any worthwhile business purpose... From $100,000 to $250 million - on the demammonated right-side of the page: Jesus' Diet by Ahmen Heaven.

Most diets advise their adherents to cut back on certain unhealthy or fattening foods, but Jesus' Diet takes this one step further: "Breatharianism," the elimination of food from the diet (along with the many side-effects of food). Urine (the fountain of youth), however, may be guzzled like Slim-Fast without ill effect.