Brother Ellis believes that we shouldn't be teaching evolution to children (leads to homosexuality). Brother Ellis believes that it's time to put the word of God into practice. But more than anything else, Brother Ellis believes that it's a shame and a sin that unwanted dogs and cats are being put to death and their meat discarded rather than eaten.

That's why Brother Ellis has created the BESNA, and encourages us to be BESANs - folks who use the meat, fur, and et ceteras of underutilized potential housepets a la 1 Timothy 4:1-5.

The site features a useful FAQ; instructions on obtaining, butchering, skinning, and cooking cats & dogs; some Y2K warnings of questionable timeliness; helpful letter-to-the-concerned templates; some news (the stalker who named her infant "Ellis" has never even been met by Brother E., he insists); and, best of all, an audio clip of, I think, Groucho Marx, that repeats exactly once, for what intended effect I cannot guess.