Jello Biafra

“I definitely think the farty old left is as much an enemy as the conservatives in power, as far as turning people off to activism and change. Resistance should be fun. Resistance isn’t some pain in the ass; it’s great fun. It’s not just good for the soul, and uplifting spiritually; it can also be a great kick in the ass.

“Remember how much fun you had shooting spitwads at the teacher in seventh grade? Imagine applying that kind of attitude to actually fucking with Mitsubishi!”

General Jello Washington
Interview in The Onion.

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On This Day in SniggleryOctober 28, 2004: The Phoenix New Times reports on a company called Preserve-A-Life that has started a human taxidermy business. (See News Trolls for more such silliness)