Jello Biafra

“I definitely think the farty old left is as much an enemy as the conservatives in power, as far as turning people off to activism and change. Resistance should be fun. Resistance isn’t some pain in the ass; it’s great fun. It’s not just good for the soul, and uplifting spiritually; it can also be a great kick in the ass. “Remember how much fun you had shooting spitwads at the teacher in seventh grade? Imagine applying that kind of attitude to actually fucking with Mitsubishi!”
Interview in The Onion.

“I definitely think the farty old left is as much an enemy as the conservatives in power, as far as turning people off to activism and change. Resistance should be fun. Resistance isn’t some pain in the ass; it’s great fun. It’s not just good for the soul, and uplifting spiritually; it can also be a great kick in the ass.

“Remember how much fun you had shooting spitwads at the teacher in seventh grade? Imagine applying that kind of attitude to actually fucking with Mitsubishi!”

Interview in The Onion.

On This Day in Snigglery	September 11, 2001: White House spokesman Ari Fleischer says that the reason President Bush was busy racking up frequent-flier miles on 9/11 was a “specific and credible threat” to Air Force One. The story falls apart a couple of weeks later, but nobody seems to notice. (See News Trolls for more such spin)