Jello Biafra


From the Dead Kennedys Album Frankenchrist
Nobody Knows Jello’s a Lesbian
D.   M.   S.   O.
Crypto wonder drug in vogue
Some people say it cures arthritis
Maybe that’s why it keeps getting banned

It's absorbed directly through the skin
Mix it with lemon juice
Touch your fingertips
You’ll taste the lemon

The police started a riot
Down at the courthouse… again?!
Running amok, spilling blood
Bashing heads

I do my part behind the lines
Swabbing door handles of cop cars
With D.M.S.O
Mixed with L.S.D

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On This Day in SniggleryApril 27, 1933: United Features Syndicate sends out a feature, “How it Began” that includes an illustration of the inventor of the bathtub. Unbeknownst to them, this is based on a 15-year-old fabrication by H.L. Mencken. (See Millard Fillmore’s Bathtub for more info)