Source: "People's Chemistry" Steal This Book
LACE (Lysergic Acid Crypto-Ethelene) can be made by mixing LSD with DMSO, a high penetrating agent, and water. Sprayed from an atomizer or squirted from a water pistol, the purple liquid will send any pig twirling into the Never-Never Land of chromosome damage. It produces an involuntary pelvic action in cops that resembles fucking. Remember when Mace runs out, turn to Lace.
|On This Day in Snigglery||July 1, 1979: The Susan B. Anthony dollar coin debuts — alas, it looks almost exactly like a twenty-five cents piece. Some sort of joke? You make the call.|