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Abbie Hoffman

Source: "People's Chemistry" Steal This Book

LACE (Lysergic Acid Crypto-Ethelene) can be made by mixing LSD with DMSO, a high penetrating agent, and water. Sprayed from an atomizer or squirted from a water pistol, the purple liquid will send any pig twirling into the Never-Never Land of chromosome damage. It produces an involuntary pelvic action in cops that resembles fucking. Remember when Mace runs out, turn to Lace.


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On This Day in SniggleryMay 21, 2002: A World Trade Organization representative announces to a shocked Australian conference of economics professionals that the WTO is disbanding. Okay, actually it was a prankster from the Yes Men, but they played it off legit. (See Guerrilla Hacks for more info)