Source: "People's Chemistry" Steal This Book
LACE (Lysergic Acid Crypto-Ethelene) can be made by mixing LSD with DMSO, a high penetrating agent, and water. Sprayed from an atomizer or squirted from a water pistol, the purple liquid will send any pig twirling into the Never-Never Land of chromosome damage. It produces an involuntary pelvic action in cops that resembles fucking. Remember when Mace runs out, turn to Lace.
|On This Day in Snigglery||February 24, 2001: A California D.J. who dressed in a prisoner’s uniform and went door-to-door as an on-the-air prank is convicted of “falsely causing an emergency to be reported.” (See Cop Jamming for other unwise activities)|