I don't want to see San Francisco's spirit muzzled in the name of
law and order and tourist dollars.
I will ban automobiles, legalize squatting in unoccupied buildings,
auction off all high city government positions, clean up market
street by requiring downtown businessmen to wear clown suits and
tear down Pier 39.
Police officers should be required to run for election. The
neighborhoods they patrol would vote yes or no confidence.
I will ease tension in the city by erecting statues of Dan White
throughout town. The Parks Department will sell eggs, stones and
tomatoes to throw at them.