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Jello Biafra: I don't see why people are so upset about cloning
sheep. American television networks have been doing that to their
audiences for years. I'm hoping that the cloning apparatus will be taken
away from scientists and corporations and handed over to the darker side
of the art world. Imagine the gene splicing that could be done by
Survival Research Labs. And anything
a sheep farmer could do with cloning, Gwar could do far better. I also
think it might be the next step for rebellious teenagers. Maybe the way
to shock Mom with her tummy tuck and breast implants and Dad with his
pectoral implants is to sneak down to the doctor and have devil horns
implanted in your head. Maybe a long Clockwork Orange nose, too. Now
that even Republican secretaries have piercings, it's the next step.
After that comes creative gene splicing. Imagine people getting inspired
by old movies and deciding to graft Rosie Grier's head onto their own
shoulders.
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