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Jello Biafra

D.M.S.O.

From the Dead Kennedys Album Frankenchrist
Nobody Knows Jello’s a Lesbian
D.   M.   S.   O.
Crypto wonder drug in vogue
Some people say it cures arthritis
Maybe that’s why it keeps getting banned

It's absorbed directly through the skin
Mix it with lemon juice
Touch your fingertips
You’ll taste the lemon

The police started a riot
Down at the courthouse… again?!
Running amok, spilling blood
Bashing heads

I do my part behind the lines
Swabbing door handles of cop cars
With D.M.S.O
Mixed with L.S.D
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On This Day in SniggleryNovember 26, 1872: The Great Diamond Hoax falls apart when it was discovered that the swindlers had salted the mine location with diamonds, some even pre-cut. The two men who pulled off the fraud got away with more than half a million U.S. dollars. (See Scams for more such tricks)