Source: "People's Chemistry" Steal This Book
LACE (Lysergic Acid Crypto-Ethelene) can be made by mixing LSD with DMSO, a high penetrating agent, and water. Sprayed from an atomizer or squirted from a water pistol, the purple liquid will send any pig twirling into the Never-Never Land of chromosome damage. It produces an involuntary pelvic action in cops that resembles fucking. Remember when Mace runs out, turn to Lace.
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| On This Day in Snigglery | September 16, 1914: Alan Funt, of “Candid Camera” fame, is born. Don’t be surprised if somewhere, sometime, someone turns to you and says, “Smile — You’re on Candid Camera!” |
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