Abbie Hoffman

Inspirational messages taped by Charles Harbutt
Lincoln Park, Chicago
27 August 1968

We taped a thing for the David Susskind Show. As he said the word hippie, a live duck came out with “HIPPIE” painted on it. The duck flew up in the air and shat on the floor and ran all around the room. The only hippie in the room, there he is.

And David went crazy. 'Cause David, see, he's New York Times head, he's not Daily News freak. And he said the duck is out and blew it. We said, we'll see you David, goodnight. He say, oh no no. We'll leave the duck in.

And we watched the show later when it came on, and the fuckin' duck was all gone. He done never existed. And I called up Susskind and went quack quack quack, you motherfucker, that was the best piece of information: that was a hippie.

And everything we did, see, non-verbally, he cut out. Like he said, “How do you eat?” and we fed all the people, you know. But he cut that out. He wants to deal with the words. You know, let's play word games, let's analyze it. Soon as you analyze it, it's dead, it's over. You read a book and say well now I understand it, and go back to sleep.


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On This Day in SniggleryOctober 27, 2000: One “Andreas Bichlbauer” speaks at a conference on legal issues concerning international trade. He’s actually a plant from an anti-globalization group. Much hilarity follows. (See Commerce Jamming for more info)