The files below each represent a single 8.5"x11" page, each containing four Schmiedekamp additions.

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Elvis01.ps
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Elvis01.pdf
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BELONG TO US.
TAKES HIS CUT.
ATE MY BALLS.
KNOWS YOUR SECRET.
IS LISTENING.
Elvis02.ps
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Elvis02.pdf
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FOLDS HIS SOCKS.
HAS A POSSE.
IS WATCHING YOU.
MYTHICAL BEAST
IS LISTENING.
Elvis03.ps
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Elvis03.pdf
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PRETTY AD WHORE
VIOLATES THE DEAD
WANTS TO KILL YOU.
VOTED BUSH
IS LISTENING.
Elvis04.ps
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Elvis04.pdf
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BEND OVER.
SPANK HIM.
PAY HIM.
OBEY HIM.
(WANTS YOU TO) BE HAPPY.