The images below can be saved to your computer (typically by right-clicking with your mouse pointer over the image, and then selecting "Save As..." from the menu that comes up).

The image files should come out to be 2"x11" at 300dpi - adjust this according to the demands of your laser printer or what have you, then take 'em down to Kinkos for copying onto sticky-backed paper, or use some other affixing technique of your choice.

ELVIS SCHMIEDEKAMP IS LISTENING.

Elvis Schmiedekamp Ate My Balls
Elvis Schmiedekamp Belong To Us
Elvis Schmiedekamp Folds His Socks
Elvis Schmiedekamp Has a Posse
Elvis Schmiedekamp Knows Your Secret
Elvis Schmiedekamp Is Watching You
Elvis Schmiedekamp: Mythical Beast
Elvis Schmiedekamp: Pretty Ad Whore
Elvis Schmiedekamp Takes His Cut
Elvis Schmiedekamp Violates the Dead
Elvis Schmiedekamp Wants to Kill You